What A Mess!

I just bought some "Tin Roof Sundae" ice cream the other night, Its really good! Its vanilla with chocolate syrup swirls full of chocolate covered peanuts. Mmm Its making me crave some right now. Too bad that I can't because Claire thought it would be a great idea to make a GIANT root beer float. So she somehow managed to open 6 root bears poured them into a large bowl we use for baking and then tossed my whole gallon of ice cream into it! When I came home (Not to long ago I might add) Claire was covered in ice cream foam, had soda all over her, and the floor was a mess! I managed to lock her into the bathroom, right now shes cursing at the door and her lack of thumbs. Don't worry Im going to try and get her to take a bath, which is harder than you'd think. I'll just slip a little sedative in a cake slice and trick her into eating it. My Mom did that once before with her dog food but lets face it, she doesn't eat dog food anymore. Well now I have to clean Claire AND the kitchen. So cya later ~ A